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Think Progress » O’Reilly Defends Gay Penguins: ‘God Made The Penguin That Way’.
Think Progress » O’Reilly Defends Gay Penguins: ‘God Made The Penguin That Way’.
O’REILLY: Number one, if the penguin’s gay, leave the penguin alone. God made the penguin that way and I agree — I mean, I’m not one of these guys who thinks you should be converting anybody to anything. If you’re that way, and you’re not hurting anybody, I think you and I agree, we’re libertarians. So who cares? … If they’re happy, they’re happy. That’s my philosophy.